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    M Carey
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    Inappropriate jokes

    Post by M Carey on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:43 pm

    Irish Border Patrol‏


    Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them:


    "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."


    "What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the driver.


    "Quattro means four" replies Paddy.


    "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the driver retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."


    "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."


    The driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"


    "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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    Re: Inappropriate jokes

    Post by Andrea Lojelo on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:31 pm

    Kunos, please give him a new nkpro version to play with! the guy is clearly bored blush


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    Re: Inappropriate jokes

    Post by M Carey on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:55 pm

    Very Happy Yes, it has reached that stage Wink

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    Re: Inappropriate jokes

    Post by René Lorig on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:41 pm

    That's not very inappropriate is it? Very Happy

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    Re: Inappropriate jokes

    Post by M Carey on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:43 pm

    Poking fun at the Irish... no, it's a national pastime Razz

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