Irish Border Patrol‏


Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them:


"It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."


"What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the driver.


"Quattro means four" replies Paddy.


"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the driver retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."


"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."


The driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"


"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Yes, it has reached that stage

That's not very inappropriate is it?

Poking fun at the Irish... no, it's a national pastime